Crush (Crazy mouse in the underwear)
I still remember the day when first time I saw "him" and instantly fail in love with him.Crushes makes u crazy. It makes u feel standing naked into the office pantry, no matter how people are reacting, laughing on you, you just wanna stay stark naked and feel the so called "liberty". In realistic world this liberty is callled as love, but hold on this love & liberty need not to be the divine Love @ first sight. It could be worsen than that. If it is prolonging wthout getting the clue then it is like having a crazy mouse in your underwear. It will make you feel restless, lose your concentration, work, food, diet & eventually your health! After this it wll start series of further calamities. SO guy stay away from this syndrome.
Huggs (Hungry torso is in the air)
the next calamity in the row is itch for having an hugg.U see him, U feel him & now U wanna have him. U wanna be with that guy, talk to him, walk with talk letting each other's arms brushed. Talk talk talk till the day ends and you get back to your house. And just before taking the bus you get that strong urge of feeling his warm presence even close, close to your torso. You want to hold his tough arms and just be in his arms. Hold on guys we are in India and moreover in USA also gays don't do this in public. If we do so, who knows next day U will see ur pic in Times of India's article on mushrooming gay relationships in India.Need not to say a long drama at home, office, club & on facebook after that. So control that urge. Don't hugg him in public.
Single pair of leg (all is bad that ends bad)
U spend a whole long bad day in office. In the company of irritating cricket fans who screams on the fours, sixer & wickets. U do a big work in the office (need not to ask handle creepy boss). Remind and feel bad about ur exe and old relationships. after this whole long saga when u reach home and rest on your bed (which is actually your stadium of dreams since u r single, go for sleep and find only 2 legs in the bed. Those are yours. You didn't find any single pair of leg to rest ur heels upon. You dis not find some one else's toe to play with and hook with. A ll alone in bed you rubb ur legs on the silky bed sheet and crave for that new crush. So here you starts feeling need of the crush again and this turns into the unending cycle.
So guys these are the three biggest problems you will see in single life. These problems starts with love. I am not against love but showing the blueish side of love. Think about it.
